circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

bussykween:

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

mrnebih2790:

sixpenceee:

If only everything really complicated was explained this way. 

THE AUTHOR & MORE OF HIS BOOKS

Can school be taught like this from now on?

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

bedussey:

this is the saddest youtube comment i’ve ever read

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

katestrife:

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes

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