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dajo42:

all the harry potter books from hagrid’s perspective

  • rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this dragon
  • rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this spider
  • rubeus hagrid and i hope i don’t kill one of my students
  • rubeus hagrid and holy shit legal dragons
  • rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about my brother
  • rubeus hagrid and oh god aragog why
  • rubeus hagrid and harry no 

arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

shokoshik:

read-eat-blog:

Draco Malfoy taking his Aunt, Bellatrix for a spin.

adorable.

prograrn:

if we’re friends!! don’t apologize about talking about ur problems or anything ok if we’re friends i love when u talk about anything i love when u tell me things i love to know about ur life okay i love YOU

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

duncantargaryen:

mattmcv:

WATCH OUT.
IT’S SAM PEPPER.

Fancy (2014) / Clueless (1995)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

t.