bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

refined-grace:

"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in." 

I love this. I LOVE THIS. I love this. Children need to see this. Adults need to see this.

Everyone:  BUT CARA DELEVINGNE IS TOO SKINNY TO PLAY MARGO! MARGO IS SUPPOSED TO BE CURVEY
Paper Towns Casting Directors:  oh my god, Margo is curvy?! Fuck it, call cara back she's out. John, we've gotta recast Margo, turns out she's curvy and cara is thin, so....
John Green:  but, cara has a PROFOUND UNDERSTANDING OF MARGO AS A CHARACTER!??!?
Paper Towns Casting Directors:  we don't give a fuck john green? Didn't you hear? MARGO IS CURVY?? Who gives a fuck how well she understands the character?
John Green:  but....her audition blew us all away:(
Paper Towns Casting Directors:  yeah, well tough shit. You obviously just don't understand Margo as well as tumblr.

kinkydonuts:

Nicki Mirage

rnioda:

*stabs you in the chest* why are u screaming i said april fools wtf calm down

Deleted scene from ‘The Fault in Our Stars’ movie

mysoulburns:

THANK YOU

justnabingaround:

finding the perfect clothes:

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looking at the price tags:

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baseballandbeerisallineed:

Emma Watson Dancing with Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon you fucking lucky bastard you

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