we reblog the clothes we think we deserve
Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr.
shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
current mood: oprah running on hot coals
What a lovely winter we’re having this spring.
Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
Andrew Garfield visits kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)
Andrew Garfield arrested for attempting to kidnap kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)